In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation

With the August beatings being dished out by the Yanks, Bandwagon Nation seems to have crashed and burned, leaving a trail of pink hats on the road.  Fear not, we will not let this steroid investigation die quietly! Here’s a month old article that’s quite truthful.

Wow David, I didn’t expect you to dig yourself deeper into your own hole.  He apologized to his teammates for the distraction this has all caused.  Good luck convincing anyone who isn’t a member of RoidSox Nation. They say a picture is worth a 1,000 words, well scroll down…

David Ortiz is going to speak to the press Saturday.  This should be good.  Funny, there doesn’t seem to be any Roid Sox fans around anymore. Two losses to the Rays and Yanks, and all of a sudden they turn into Patriot fans.  You stay classy, Bandwagon Nation.

This is Mr. Ortiz in late 2004

This is a shot of Mr. Ortiz in 2004. Hmm, he hardly changed at all! I’m thinking he spends 8 hours a day in the gym to look like that, right?

David Ortiz in 2002, when he averaged 8 home runs per year.

This is the great Mr. Ortiz in 2002 when he was averaging 8 home runs per year. He’s looking pretty spry, like he could steal 30 bases.

And don’t worry David, so are we.  We won’t forget – promise!  Story here.  Should be a lot of attention with an upcoming 4 game series in New York.

It looks like Big Papi is setting himself up to go the Roger Clemens route and deny everything.  There are numerous articles surfacing today, stating he will try to claim he tested positive for a legal supplement. Does he really want to go down this road?

In other news, I’ve decided that The George Mitchell Report deserves an asterisk as well. You can’t run a report on only 29 teams in a 30 team league, George.  I’ve added a link to it, for those needing a laugh.

And as numerous readers have suggested, I’ve added a Facebook link on the sidebar.

Is the normally opinionated Bill Simmons on suicide watch? He recently tweeted “no more columns-pods this week, on east coast working on something for next week.” Will he take the coward route out and drop a huge 50,000 word column on us on how “everyone was doing it”? Or will he man-up and admit those 2 titles are more tainted than a streetwalker in Vegas? Stay tuned…